Monday, December 7, 2009

"I...live...downstairs"



The blessed day which our blessed Laura R was born is coming upon us. She decided it was going to take an entire week to celebrate this magical day to its fullest. And so the festivities began! Day one took place last night, Sunday December 6. It began with a few glasses of the bubbly and just continued to get better with every passing minute. After ward prayer, Lindsay, Laura, Megan, and myself (Kelsey) were sitting in the apartment searching for something to do when Laura insisted we celebrate her birthday for an entire week. So we broke out a bottle of sparkling cider and began the festivities. We made several toasts to Laura R. And then endeavored on a 30 minute long photo shoot. Apparently we were pretty loud because the next thing that happened surprised us all. There was a knock on the door and we shouted for them to walk in but the strange visitor would not enter. So i went over to the door and opened it to see a strange man standing in the doorway. I stood back and he half entered. He stared at me and leaned against the doorway- crossing his legs at the ankles. He then proceeded with this speech. He said, "I...live...downstairs. And I...am trying...to....sleep." It appeared as if that was all he had prepared because he then continued staring. Attempting-i assume- to make us feel guilty. We were not that loud. i know this for a fact. there have been nights where we have been much louder and no one said anything. But oh well. We apologized and he left. We quieted down just to ensure that he wouldn't come up and rape us in the middle of the night. Ha kidding. Needless to say, he made it up on our quote board. We then continued with our photo shoot. A few pictures later, Laura suggested we play Truth or Dare. The. Most. Genius. Idea. Ever! Haha none of us had played truth or dare since middle school or earlier! So we parked ourselves on the couch and proceeded to play truth or dare. Laura was a woosie and vowed she would not participate if we gave her a dare. However, her demands were worthless. We made her do it anyways :) It came upon her turn and i dared her to lay between her two mattresses. Which she did! It wasnt the most riskay dare but it was hilarious! Megan was dared several times to take her top off. Which she did. Lindsay had to run outside barefoot in the snow and i got the lovely pleasure of giving Laura a lap dance. My choices were do something topless or that. I chose that. During my dance, Laura just closed her eyes and screamed "I don't like this! I don't like this!!" Hahaha well at least we know Laura is not a Lesbian! Haha Maybe she didnt enjoy it partly due to the fact that i have no idea how to lap dance. Hmmm i guess we'll never know... But all in all, not a bad night! Not a bad night at all :) Hahaha